Malicious Media Descriptions

Behold a list of terrible descriptions for beloved movies, books, TV shows, and video games! Guess with your friends!

By: TheHans255

11/9/2024

How to Play

Click on any of these puzzle titles
Read the media category and description and see if you can guess what that piece of media is.
As needed, read the hints in order. The hints generally start by twisting the base concept further, then setting it back to reality by making it closer to what the movie or other media is about.

Content Warning: Since the name of the game is about giving an unambiguous, but totally twisted and terrible description for a piece of media, some of these descriptions are a fair bit more risque, violent, or unsettling than the source material (or, at least, the way the source material presents itself). However, I do not include R-rated or otherwise 17+ elements in a description unless the media itself also has a restricted content rating, which I will clearly mark next to the puzzle with a (17+). (I will also not necessarily include 17+ elements in such a puzzle).

Directory

Puzzle Title	Category	Restricted?
Absolutely Everything	Movie
Arms Dealer	Movie
Bedside Manner	TV Special
Bibliotherapy	Video Game
Closet	Movie/Book
Destroyed In Seconds	Movie
Exploitable Differences	TV Special
Face Lift	Video Game
Gift Return	Movie/Book
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Some Ouzo After Midnight	Movie
I Am A Rock	Movie
It Rhymes	Movies
Mental Therapy	Video Game	(17+)
Mercenaries	Movie
Physical Therapy	Video Game	(17+)
Powerful and Dangerous Animal	Movie
Retail Therapy	Video Game	(17+)
Rich and Famous	Movie
Spine Loss	Video Game
Stock Sound Effect	Movie
Taken	Movie
The Entire Circus	Video Game	(17+)
The Fun Gang	Video Game
The Monster Mash	Video Game
There Are Big Tall Terrible Giants In The Sky	TV Series	(17+)
Ugly Hermit	Movie
Unsightly Growth	Movie
Young Man Listens To Women, Saves World	Video Game

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