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Malicious Media Descriptions

Malicious Media Descriptions

Behold a list of terrible descriptions for beloved movies, books, TV shows, and video games! Guess with your friends!

By: TheHans255

11/9/2024

How to Play

  1. Click on any of these puzzle titles
  2. Read the media category and description and see if you can guess what that piece of media is.
  3. As needed, read the hints in order. The hints generally start by twisting the base concept further, then setting it back to reality by making it closer to what the movie or other media is about.
Content Warning: Since the name of the game is about giving an unambiguous, but totally twisted and terrible description for a piece of media, some of these descriptions are a fair bit more risque, violent, or unsettling than the source material (or, at least, the way the source material presents itself). However, I do not include R-rated or otherwise 17+ elements in a description unless the media itself also has a restricted content rating, which I will clearly mark next to the puzzle with a (17+). (I will also not necessarily include 17+ elements in such a puzzle).

Directory

Puzzle TitleCategoryRestricted?
Absolutely Everything Movie
Arms Dealer Movie
Bedside Manner TV Special
Bibliotherapy Video Game
Closet Movie/Book
Destroyed In Seconds Movie
Exploitable Differences TV Special
Face Lift Video Game
Gift Return Movie/Book
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Some Ouzo After Midnight Movie
I Am A Rock Movie
It Rhymes Movies
Mental Therapy Video Game (17+)
Mercenaries Movie
Physical Therapy Video Game (17+)
Powerful and Dangerous Animal Movie
Retail Therapy Video Game (17+)
Rich and Famous Movie
Spine Loss Video Game
Stock Sound Effect Movie
Taken Movie
The Entire Circus Video Game (17+)
The Fun Gang Video Game
The Monster Mash Video Game
There Are Big Tall Terrible Giants In The Sky TV Series (17+)
Ugly Hermit Movie
Unsightly Growth Movie
Young Man Listens To Women, Saves World Video Game

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